The Alchemist's Ledger
One night, 591 flasks of lead — and a wolf who knows the gold never had to be real.
Panel 1. 591 flasks bubbling tonight. Wallet 8gM4...RqY96e, my mark on every one.
Panel 2. 5,318 SOL of someone else's faith poured straight into my glass.
Panel 3. 6,446 SOL up. 5,968 SOL walks out with me. That's the trick.
Panel 4. Zero scratches yesterday. 551 tonight. The big one—$ANSEY—swallowed 35.6 SOL whole.
Panel 5. 10,605 rugs city-wide. 37,849 SOL gone. My share's the fattest of them all.
Panel 6. 93.2% of my gold was never gold. Good hunting to whoever's still looking.
On-chain — verify it yourself
- The Wolf: 8gM4...Y96e — 8gM4gnxdLdkvifM9TCwkGAxrnNw4NiSiHbAdE1RqY96e
- Fattest mark: the black cupsey ($ANSEY) — BnUq6zMkEmVFRtyKNBsaBQD6eEGmN8hfvnVqQy88pump