The Trainwrecker

A wolf in pinstripes builds 587 hype-cars tonight — and derails 559 before dawn.

Panel 1. I don't ride the hype train. I am the hype train.

Panel 2. 587 cars hitched tonight. Every one built to fly off the rails.

Panel 3. 2,433 SOL of strangers' money climbed aboard, trusting the whistle.

Panel 4. 559 cars decoupled mid-run. 95.2% never see the station.

Panel 5. Two old scratches, now more. The fat one — $at — held 35 SOL alone. Gone.

Panel 6. 3,444 of 3,669 SOL rode home in my pocket. Biggest cut of 40,920 SOL city-wide. Full speed, no brakes.

On-chain — verify it yourself

• The Wolf: 4UKL...hSiP — 4UKLdTBiz6pGRccq9CGw9n53UwmAdd4UX1sJKeUohSiP
• Fattest mark: at ($at) — CTELAX4bpA5WRCSCtMmQRcByvf3NXz4DvTUthCw5pump